DIE INFIDELS!
THE CARNIVAL DEVOURS ALL!

Dialogue:
Commie 1's Sign: "I want bread!"
Commie 2's Sign: "Viva Resistance!"
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USA: "Oh man, we so sexy, we so fast, GO USA!"
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Carnival: "Fo' Sure, you dig it?"
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Terrorist 1: "So about the heat?"
Terrorist 2: "We got a nuke, what more could you want?"